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When you are over 70

Post by leseil612 on Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:05 am

This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said,
"Is that Corona or Bud?"

I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."

When you are over 70 who gives a **** ?

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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost
a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."

I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there
instead of you."

When you are over 70 who gives a **** ?

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I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a
woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and
said, "Come on, what day was I born?"

I said, "Yesterday."

When you are over 70 who gives a **** ?

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I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.

The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

When you are over 70 who gives a **** ?

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I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I
said, "Nice legs."

The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."

I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "

When you are over 70 who gives a **** ?
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Re: When you are over 70

Post by sanshoe on Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:10 am

Your not allowed to say that, your not 70 yet!  lol!
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