This is so real as the wife gets older

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This is so real as the wife gets older

Post by leseil612 on Sun Feb 02, 2014 1:48 am

A Poem  - AND A GOOD ONE
I have a little Satnav
It sits there in my car
A Satnav is a driver's friend
It tells you where you are
I have a little Satnav
I've had it all my life
It's better than the normal ones
My Satnav is my wife
It gives me full instructions
Especially how to drive
"It's thirty miles an hour", it says
"You're doing thirty five"
It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake
It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene
It lists the vehicles just in front
And all those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.
I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice
It fills me up with counseling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I'm properly fed,
It washes all my shirts and things
And keeps me warm in bed!
Despite all these advantages
And my tendency to scoff,
I only wish that now and then
I could turn the bugger off!

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Post by SithTracy on Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:45 am

Good one, Les! I got one of those too!!!
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Post by 4hams on Sun Feb 02, 2014 4:29 am

I was going to repost this on facebook, but then I realised it would only be like recharging the little Satnav. Why give her more power...
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