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Post by sanshoe on Fri Jan 17, 2014 9:56 am

I was in this far Western Queensland Pub last Saturday night, when this really brutally ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said, "Give me your number, sexy."



I replied "Have you got a pen?"



She smiled and said "Yes."



I replied, "Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing."
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Post by satrat on Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:22 pm

sanshoe wrote:I was in this far Western Queensland Pub last Saturday night, when this really brutally ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said, "Give me your number, sexy."



I replied "Have you got a pen?"



She smiled and said "Yes."



I replied, "Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing."



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Post by leseil612 on Sun Jan 19, 2014 12:08 pm

I didn't see that coming. LOL
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