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Post by leseil612 on Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:14 am


A guy and a girl meet at a bar……

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They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.

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> A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.



He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands.
The girl has been watching him and says:


> "You must be a dentist."
> The guy, surprised, says:
> "Yes .... How did you figure that out?"

"Easy.." she replies, "you keep washing your hands."

One thing leads to another and they make love.

> After it's over the girl says: "You must be a good dentist."


> The guy, now with an inflated ego, says:
> "Sure - I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"

The girl replies:....








> "I Didn't feel a thing."


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Post by sanshoe on Sun Aug 25, 2013 10:59 pm

Good one.
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Post by sanshoe on Sun Aug 25, 2013 11:28 pm

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Mick replies
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Paddy asks
"How do you know?"
Mick replies,
"That's my handwriting"


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Post by leseil612 on Tue Aug 27, 2013 3:33 am

Why are you late?  That is a classic!!!!!
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