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Irish Emergency call

Post by leseil612 on Wed Feb 27, 2013 7:58 am

Hi guys I am well and truly on the mend now just got physiotherapy each thursday for 6 weeks and I will be firing on all cylinders.

I will leave you with this little tale




An Irish woman is cleaning her husband’s rifle and accidentally shoots him. She immediately dials 999.

Irish woman: ''It's my fecken husband! I've accidentally shot him, I've fecken killed him!''

Operator: ''Please calm down Mam. Can you first make sure he is actually dead!''

*click* .. *BANG*

















Irish woman: ''Okay, I've done dat.................... What next?''
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Post by satrat on Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:16 pm

leseil612 wrote:Hi guys I am well and truly on the mend now just got physiotherapy each thursday for 6 weeks and I will be firing on all cylinders.

Hi Les glad your on the mend
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Post by leseil612 on Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:24 am

Thanks Dave
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