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A love poem

Post by sanshoe on Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:37 pm

An Australian Love Poem.
(Who said Australians weren't romantic?)
Of course I love ya darlin You're a bloody top-notch bird And when I say you're gorgeous I mean every single word. So ya bum is on the big side I don't mind a bit of flab It means that when I'm ready There's somethin there to grab. So your belly isn't flat no more I tell ya, I don't care So long as when I cuddle ya I can get my arms round there. No Sheila who is your age Has nice round perky breasts Yours just gave in to gravity But I know ya did ya best. I'm tellin' ya the truth now I never tell ya lies I think it’s very sexy, that You've got dimples on ya thighs. I swear on me nana's grave now The moment that we met I thought you was as good as I was ever gonna get. No matter what you look like I'll always love ya dear Now shut up while the cricket's on And fetch another beer.
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Post by satrat on Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:05 pm

sanshoe wrote:An Australian Love Poem.
(Who said Australians weren't romantic?)
Of course I love ya darlin You're a bloody top-notch bird And when I say you're gorgeous I mean every single word. So ya bum is on the big side I don't mind a bit of flab It means that when I'm ready There's somethin there to grab. So your belly isn't flat no more I tell ya, I don't care So long as when I cuddle ya I can get my arms round there. No Sheila who is your age Has nice round perky breasts Yours just gave in to gravity But I know ya did ya best. I'm tellin' ya the truth now I never tell ya lies I think it’s very sexy, that You've got dimples on ya thighs. I swear on me nana's grave now The moment that we met I thought you was as good as I was ever gonna get. No matter what you look like I'll always love ya dear Now shut up while the cricket's on And fetch another beer.



Love it Andrew
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Post by SithTracy on Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:06 am

Awesome!
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Re: A love poem

Post by Alby on Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:37 am

You've got us nailed in one there Andrew !!! Ha Ha !!!
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