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Eight thoughts to ponder.

Post by sanshoe on Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:56 pm

EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER...







Number 8

Life is sexually transmitted.


Number 7


Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


Number 6


Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. They can't tell them apart. Girls, if you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.


Number 5


Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.


Number 4


Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.


Number 3


All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


Number 2


In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


And The Number 1 Thought


Life is like a jar of JalapeƱo peppers... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.


- - - and as someone recently said to me:

"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."
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Re: Eight thoughts to ponder.

Post by satrat on Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:07 pm

Love number5

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