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The Farmer.

Post by sanshoe on Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:29 pm

This could be satrat..or Les.







A farmer in Yorkshire sees a bloke drinking from his stream and shouts:
"Ey up cocker, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, its full o hoss piss an cow shite."

The bloke says: "Sir, I am from Pakistan , can you be speaking clearer, and slower please."

The farmer replies: "If... you... use... two... hands... you... won't... spill... any."
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Re: The Farmer.

Post by satrat on Sat Aug 11, 2012 3:48 am



I'm the slim one ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO


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Post by sanshoe on Sat Aug 11, 2012 11:19 am

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Post by startreksuite on Sun Aug 12, 2012 11:57 pm

oh so bad! but funny! Very Happy
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Re: The Farmer.

Post by leseil612 on Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:54 am

satrat wrote:

I'm the slim one ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO

NO That's me

ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO
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Post by satrat on Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:27 am

leseil612 wrote:
satrat wrote:

I'm the slim one ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO

NO That's me

ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO

Nah!! this is you ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO

Nice to see you online over the flu then thumbs-up
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Post by leseil612 on Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:32 am

satrat wrote:
leseil612 wrote:
satrat wrote:

I'm the slim one ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO

NO That's me

ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO

Nah!! this is you ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO

Nice to see you online over the flu then thumbs-up

A bit harsh mate......


Still suffering but I have to go and get the results of all my tests and Xrays tomorrow. gift
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Post by satrat on Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:29 am

Hope everything goes well Les take care let us know how you get on thumbsup

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Post by zebadee on Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:37 am

satrat wrote:Hope everything goes well Les take care let us know how you get on thumbsup

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Ditto......
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Post by leseil612 on Sat Aug 18, 2012 12:18 am

Xrays and blood tests fine. They have increased the strength of my antibiotics as the previous ones were just holding the chest infection in check and not eradicating it.

I also found out for the very first time that I have been slightly anemic for six years, but as normal is 13.5 and my measure is 12.75 I can see why nobody ever told me before.

I do not have a clue what the 13.5 actually stands for. c'est la vie.

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Post by satrat on Sat Aug 18, 2012 5:18 am

leseil612 wrote:Xrays and blood tests fine. They have increased the strength of my antibiotics as the previous ones were just holding the chest infection in check and not eradicating it.

I also found out for the very first time that I have been slightly anemic for six years, but as normal is 13.5 and my measure is 12.75 I can see why nobody ever told me before.

I do not have a clue what the 13.5 actually stands for. c'est la vie.

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Nice 1 Les glad to hear your ok what are they going to do about the Anemia will they put you on iron tablets or control it by diet?

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Post by leseil612 on Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:01 am

Nice 1 Les glad to hear your ok what are they going to do about the Anemia will they put you on iron tablets or control it by diet?

The better half and I are going to South Africa for the whole of September, to visit her brother and his wife....So my doctor said that they would do more tests when I came back to check why I am anemic.
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