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Post by sanshoe on Sat Jun 30, 2012 5:36 pm

This is how to play poker

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped
some cards on the floor.
When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Paddy's
wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit
back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Paddy's wife
followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?' Surprised by her boldness,
Jim admitted that he did. She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you £200.'
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs
of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.
Sue told him that since her husband Paddy played golf on Friday
afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2PM. Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Les's house at 2PM. sharp
and after paying Sue the agreed sum of £200 - they went to the bedroom, and closed their
transaction, as agreed.
Jim quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Paddy came home from golf at 6pm. And upon arriving, asked his
wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'

With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a
few minutes this afternoon.
' Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And
did he give you £200?'


Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did
give me £200.'

Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
'He came by the golf club this morning and borrowed £200 from me. He promised he'd stop by our
house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.'

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player. ROTFLMAO


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Re: Playing Poker.

Post by leseil612 on Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:47 am

sanshoe wrote: This is how to play poker

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped
some cards on the floor.
When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Paddy's
wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit
back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Paddy's wife
followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?' Surprised by her boldness,
Jim admitted that he did. She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you £200.'
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs
of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.
Sue told him that since her husband Paddy played golf on Friday
afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2PM. Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Paddy's house at 2PM. sharp
and after paying Sue the agreed sum of £200 - they went to the bedroom, and closed their
transaction, as agreed.
Jim quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Paddy came home from golf at 6pm. And upon arriving, asked his
wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'

With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a
few minutes this afternoon.
' Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And
did he give you £200?'


Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did
give me £200.'

Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
'He came by the golf club this morning and borrowed £200 from me. He promised he'd stop by our
house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.'

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player. ROTFLMAO

I liked that Andrew but my wife took exception to the name given to the Golf playing recalcitrant husband. Fortunately you had not inadvertently used her name for Les's wife. LOL
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Re: Playing Poker.

Post by sanshoe on Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:28 pm

There ya go Les, Name changed to protect the innocent.. Smile Embarassed Wink
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