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These really work. Simple home remedies

Post by sanshoe on Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:56 pm

THESE REALLY WORK!!

AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - WD40 and duct tape . If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
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Post by satrat on Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:13 am

Good thinking I like it ROTFLMAO

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Post by startreksuite on Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:01 pm

hilarious! thanks! Laughing
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Post by lario48 on Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:42 pm

I've tried them all and they work!!! ROTFLMAO
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Post by sanshoe on Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:45 pm

lario48 wrote:I've tried them all and they work!!! ROTFLMAO

I'm too scared to try No 2.. affraid
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Post by lario48 on Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:48 pm

That's one of the reasons I'm single, in fact, I've only been married for 3 months out of my 63 years and that one was annulled, so it's like it never happened. Very Happy
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Post by satrat on Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:47 pm

sanshoe wrote:
lario48 wrote:I've tried them all and they work!!! ROTFLMAO

I'm too scared to try No 2.. affraid

As larry said I tried them all that's why I'm sending this message from my hospital bed it was number 2 that did it she was not to happy with me using the kitchen sink when we had company ROTFLMAO

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