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Plan for your old age

Post by leseil612 on Thu May 18, 2017 2:10 am

Plan G - Nursing Home Plan


Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself
and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So,
what do you do? You opt for "Medicare Plan G".


The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet. You are
allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to
prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a
roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a
library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need
glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs,
sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as
they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government
that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And
you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now,
because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!

Is this a great country ?
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