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Short Jokes

Post by leseil612 on Thu May 17, 2012 4:13 am


Now on sale at IKEA - LESBIAN beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it's all tongue and groove...

A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol; police say it's definitely race related...

Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8....

I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency...

Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one but after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman's uniform, he finally decided If she can't hold down a job, she's not for him.

Paddy is doing some roofing work for Murphy. He nears the top of the ladder and starts shaking and going dizzy. He calls down to Murphy and says "I tink I will ave
to go home, I've come all over giddy and feel sick." Murphy asks "Ave yer got vertigo?"
Paddy replies "No I only live round the corner."

Well they made me laugh, I removed two that were a little too blue.

lol!




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Re: Short Jokes

Post by alan1476 on Mon May 21, 2012 10:53 am

Dont worry Les, I laughed. Rolling Eyes
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